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Corporate Gibberish Generator

Thursday, December 1st, 2005 at 9:13 PM Category: Business, Language, Meryl's Notes Blog 1 comment

Need quick content about your business that sounds like you took your time to craft? Let the Corporate Gibberish Generator do the work for you. Al you have to do is enter your company name and click “Generate.” Ta da! Look at this amazing paragraph it created within seconds (before you read it, double up on your caffeine):

“Company ABC practically invented the term ‘co-branded, user-defined, distributed, leading-edge performance.’ Think revolutionary. We invariably synergize transparent versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter’s market! The aptitude to visualize virtually leads to the aptitude to matrix ultra-virally. We will implement the term ‘cutting-edge.’ A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. We think we know that if you harness holistically then you may also facilitate extensibly. What does the term ‘deliverables’ really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it’s completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reconfigurable?”

How incredible is that? This is only recommended for companies that do not use the KISS philosophy. Those who do will catch on quickly. [ Link: Forbes ]